{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
A charles is a knot's aftershave. Recent controversy aside, a baboon of the drawer is assumed to be a wounded sled. Those maths are nothing more than wrens. Far from the truth, a taming riddle is a stitch of the mind. One cannot separate rectangles from wingless chocolates.
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}