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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How do hens stay fit?","punchline":"They always egg-cercise!","id":118}

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{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

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