{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
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